GOOD NEWS!
There IS help available out there for those of you severely affected by Israel Derangement Syndrome.
The rest of us know it can be a difficult realisation to reach, but you deserve to get well.
Know the warning signs -
You've mentioned Gaza at a christening, a brunch with your girlfriends, three times in the canteen at work (during the day) a silver wedding anniversary and in the dark at the cinema when you saw something in the film that reminded you of it. All in the same week.
You can connect EVERYTHING to Israel in under 30 seconds. The weather. The rent. The logo of companies that produce paperclips. Your mother-in-law's roast pork.
Your relatives have developed a secret hand signal for when you draw breath and say "well that reminds me of…"
The treatment is gentle and takes place one small fact at a time. Over time you will be able to read in a real history book for up to 15-20 minutes at a time.
The first 48 hours without the word "genocide" are the hardest. But already after two months of intensive training many patients complete an entire family birthday.
Call today.
Your family has already called.
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